I had a dream that all my friends went with me to college. UH started later than Sam. We took a road trip. Slept in the car. My friend was rolling a joint and we couldn’t turn off the interior lights of the car and got paranoid that someone would see. When we got to Sam we had this big fatty that we smoked. I had to go to class and was really prepared but I didn’t care cause first day...
fuckyeahstevejonandstephen: drunkonstevphen: laaaaaaaaaaid back Still one of the greatest things ever.
In Iowa, they are so hard up for celebrities, there’s actually a sign in Iowa...– JON STEWART, on The Daily Show. And yes, it’s true: Captain Kirk was born in Iowa… although in 2009’s Star Trek, we see a Kirk from an alternate timeline who was born in space. Nerd. (via inothernews)
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I feel really inspired...
to do anything but study for my finals.